You ROCKED our #HellboyHaiku contest!
A few Crew members are fans of a good haiku, and when social media director Rielly Grey suggested a #HellboyHaiku contest on Twitter, we said sure, love it!
Then you guys *$^!$#@ amazed us.
In less than 24 hours, we received nearly 50 entries. They’re funny, sweet, silly and poignant and we needed to share that awesome, so they’re all collected below.
Congrats to contest winner Asatiir @asatiir and runners up Laura H Skarka @lhskarka, Connor McCumber @15000newts, Leanne @eall__ana, Hellboy Fights Nazis @HBFightsNazis and Jay Nystrom, Rebel Scum @DocHavok!
Seriously, though, in this case, we’re ALL winners for these. Thanks so much for haikuing with us!
Hellboy likes pancakes
he calls BPRD home
and hates all nazis
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If his horns grow in,
Hellboy fights his destiny:
It’s really a snap.
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Anung un Rama
Hell-spawned from demon and witch
Pancakes are his fave
Stuart Baldwin @stuartgbaldwin
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Is that a monkey
with his gross banana breath
he has got a gun
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One great big red hand
Stumps of horns sawn off himself
Really hates Nazis
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Big red goliath
Beating down the nightly bumps
Loves to pet the cats
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With his red right hand,
he will happily pet cats
and then eat pancakes.
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Red monkey Hellboy
Punching Nazis, oh what fun
Good Samaritan
Man-Flu Season @CraigWCostelloe
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Time to eat Pancakes!!
The B.P.R.D. just called… 🙁
WHY CAN’T A GUY EAT?
Joseph Munisteri @dopplepopplelus
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The boy has eaten
All of the pancakes. Truly,
He is lost to us.
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I’m a simple guy
Just trying to do my job
Crap, here comes a troll
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Awaken Ogdru Jahad.
The Right Hand of Doom
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Forest full of flames,
Right Hand of Doom falls into ash,
Shadows creep from the dark
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NOODLES NOODLES NOO
DLES NOODLES NOODLES NOODLES
NOODLES NOO—PANCAKES
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Summoned to our world
Wandering to find himself
He just wants to rest
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Rasputin-summoned,
Found by the BPRD,
Now punching Nazis.
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Two broken horns fall
From the darkness they whisper:
“Anung Un Rama…”
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Of Hell and demons born,
nightmare of monsters,
yet human to the core
Anung un Rama
A demon of destruction
Pure of heart; pamcakes
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“I want hot noodles!”
Just try them. One bite. Open.
Nothing beats pam-cakes.
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Skin like Hellfire
A Pancake-Loving Demon
Right hand of Justice
Grifter Wolf [Aerox] @GrifTWolf
Joseph Munisteri @dopplepopplelus
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from hell he has come
the infamous red right hand
devil’s a savior
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Hellboy loves pancakes,
Even when itty bitty,
Oh crap he is out.
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Art Baltazar rocks,
His itty bitty Hellboy
is too cool for school.
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Hellboy is his name.
Apocalypse is coming.
But first eat pancakes.
Won’t enter this one
many Hellboy fans much more
deserving than me
Library Spider @LibrarySpider
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Anung Un Rama Fist,
key to the apoca…
Wait, are those pancakes?!?
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Hellboy with hand of stone
how do you get your coat on
the sleeve is too small.
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Ryan Carraway @Ryan_Carraway_
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Now that he’s eaten
the most heavenly pancake
he’ll never come back.
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Living between worlds
Destined to wear either crown
Hellboy Fights Nazis @HBFightsNazis
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The Right Hand of Doom
Cannot hold back the darkness
That stirs from within.
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Little devil boy
Itty Bitty Hellboy horns
Too small to file down
Joseph Munisteri @dopplepopplelus
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The right hand of doom
Opening a gate to Hell
Causing destruction
Joseph Munisteri @dopplepopplelus
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Call me cat magnet
They come to me on the fly
Give me all the cats
Joseph Munisteri @dopplepopplelus
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In line for the throne
Descendant of Pendragon
I’m royal… kind of
Joseph Munisteri @dopplepopplelus
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Red red red red red
Everything in Hell is red
Full of fire and fury
Joseph Munisteri @dopplepopplelus
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What scared you when young?
Not Ron Perlman as Hellboy,
Ron Perlman… The Beast.
Joseph Munisteri @dopplepopplelus
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He has sweet goggles
I wonder where he got them
Oh wait those are horns
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He of horn and hoof
Crown of fire, right hand of doom
Bringer of the end
Jay Nystrom, Rebel Scum @DocHavok
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Promised safe night’s rest,
Autumn breeze on bloodless necks.
Batter up, heads! Boom!
The St Leonard worm,
Fifty years gone. Look Roger,
A dead alien.
Noodles requested
But at first bite of pamcakes
turned his back on hell
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When your hand is stone
It can be quite difficult
To give a high five
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The best utensil…
To destroy stacks of pamcakes…
The Right Hand of Doom.
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From the pits of hell
He loves to kick monster butt
Also likes cigars
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Has the hand of doom
Has horns that he files down
Professor Broom’s son