Happy Everything!
From our Crew to yours, hope whatever you celebrate, however you celebrate, that it’s an awesome one.
The Crew
From our Crew to yours, hope whatever you celebrate, however you celebrate, that it’s an awesome one.
The Crew
Hugin and Munin
Have journeyed too far this time
Odin waits, napping
*** rielly @riellygreySevering Witch Heads
Norgal doesn't give a sh*t
Love this Viking Dude
*** Brian L. @goatmansgoblet Bane of Wolves, of Bog Born Bastard, of Severed Crone Norgal, Head Lopper *** What the Huck? @huxplosionBig beard - bigger sword,
Lightning strikes the battlefield,
Monster heads cleaved off.
*** Jesper Duffy @JesperDuffyFrom within the beast,
A blade appears with a slice,
A head has been lopped
*** jon orrenmaa @orrenmaa_bossThe witch won’t shut up
Crimson Tower takes tributes
Norgal takes their head
*** Nicholas Rocco @walter1threeThe widow’s vengeance.
Birthright of the orphan’s rage.
Odin be our wrath.
*** Bypass (Beany) @Bypassuktwinkle lights miles high.
we gaze aloft some more.
stars in aww we are.
*** David Pemberton @DaveYourFaveNorgal cuts the dark
And the dark slices forward
Crimson is its color
*** jmemiller @jmemillerSevering their heads
Is what Norgal does the best
But he just wants peace
*** Tanooki Phil @prettyboypechoAgatha won't die.
One less worry for Norgal.
Won't help him sleep though.
*** Aditya Narendranath @AdiNarenNorgal in danger
Agatha’s itchy nose
a purposeful sneeze
*** Xander Kent @RedGrimRuneExecutioner,
The Son Of the Minotaur,
Head-Lopper, Norgal
*** Geoff Martin @GeoffmartFar-ranging journeys
Through deadly mountains and moors
Lopping villains’ heads
*** Blaise Hopkins @blaisehopkinsWhen the mead flows right,
The heads of many take flight,
PRAISE ODIN, WE FIGHT!
*** Lloyd Green @Eleven_13So many heads and
My blade is still so thirsty
Agatha SHUT UP !
*** Lloyd Green @Eleven_13Woking in Barra,
Norgal knows just what to do-
Heads don't lop themselves !
*** clayton @obiclayshinobiWinter oceans spray
As rivers of blood from my
Black smiling axe blade
*** Jay Nystrom, Rebel Scum @DocHavokWitch’s cackle rings
Taker of heads cometh near
The wicked tremble
*** David Baisley @DavidBaisleyThey never do stop,
so many heads did they chop,
loppity lopers
*** JG @JGDrawsStuffHeadlopper carves the earth
The blue witch stalks the hallows
Well, least she used to
*** George @TheAmazinGeorge Slaying my villains, Yelling at Agatha, STOP All in a days work *** scattered/smothered/covered @ThatDaveJordanlook, i just really
want those rad enamel pins.
i love headlopper.
"Fuck it" Connors last words before diving into an orphanage fire, saving 9 orphans who were subsequently eaten by sharks. May his beard rest in piece.
*** javier pastor @javi3rpastorAfraid of living? Not anymore #HereLies
*** rielly @riellygrey... #HereLies rielly, after years of literally dying she finally actually died.
*** DJ Hazbro @DJHazbro45LPEpitaph I actually want: “It turns out there IS something worse than wet jeans!” #HereLies
*** blytherue @blytherue#HereLies Eileen She causes chaos wherever she goes Heaven or hell, nobody knows But if angels start falling or demons appear You can be sure they’ll send her back here
*** kerry anne fuller @kerryannefuller#herelies call work tell them I’m late.
*** Blair Frodelius @GoodSpiritsNews"Oh, well" #HereLies
*** Laura H Skarka @lhskarka Here lies Xerxes, Devoured by mice. Hoarding cheese Was his only vice. #HereLies ***Stacey Wyman @DeanWin85
His deepest regret in life was never fini— #herelies
*** Mac Beauvais @StrangeLikeThat Here lies Mac/She stepped on a crack/Her momma was dead/So she broke her own back #herelies *** BamBamJack @BamRising#HereLies @BamRising: He rocked out (and wrote about it) every day of his life. Until he didn’t...
*** Joseph Munisteri @dopplepopplelusHe owned all the keys! #HereLies
*** FVaillancourt @FVaillancourt1The upper story balconies are really solid, they said. #HereLies
*** Laura H Skarka @lhskarka This poor young woman, aged twenty-eight. Went with a dolphin on a date. Drowned while ‘swimming’ was her fate. #HereLies *** Don Juan De La Nooch @AnungUnRamAntHow to eat healthy, he did not know. Death by pizza. Not a bad way to go. #HereLies
*** Library Spider @LibrarySpiderSticks and stones
May break my bones
But words will never hurt me
Or so I thought
And now I rot
Not hearing that mobile library #HereLies
*** Javier Lacroix @javierlacroix“All he ever wanted, was to win this contest...” #HereLies
*** Amanda Moak @Mandie_MarieNow an even greater advocate of procrastination. #herelies
*** Kaitlen Burns @isaidboourns I'm dead and I'm still not sure what I'm supposed to do. #HereLies *** David Baisley @DavidBaisley The bell tolled for Harold and he answered, albeit not before he tolled a few more bells. #HereLies Harold Smithers a means SOB *** Erik C. Jones @ECFNJ#HereLies Erik C. Jones He won two @SkeltonCrew contests and thought he'd try for three.
*** Drew Campbell @Stickmind Apr 5#Herelies "You don't need clothes to live." (Said by my daughter while playing @oregontrail. She died a couple turns later because she had no clothes)
*** Mat Brady @mop_masterLearn from his mistake. Under penalty of the law, mattress tags are not to be removed, except by the consumer. #HereLies
Bode's acting weird
Son of a bitch that's Dodge
Bode's back, Dodge died
Erik C. Jones @ECFNJ ***Open up my head
Take out all my memories
Ev'rything is white
Erik C. Jones @ECFNJ ***Open up the moon
See the world behind the scenes
Tears all the way down
Erik C. Jones @ECFNJ ***Turn and twist the brass.
Uncomprehensible fate.
I am now a mime.
Blair Frodelius @GoodSpiritsNews ***Whispering Iron on the ground
Made a key that improves Sound
Now I hear Ghosts all around
Russell Etkin @EtkinRu ***Keys forged from madness
Open the doors of your mind
Who knows what awaits
William McGhee @Davros1342 ***Mysterious keys
Such stuff as dreams are made on
Keyhouse awaits
Jason Mastaitis @JasonMastaitis ***Bode's a hero
Whether he is a ghost or
Trapped in a small bird
Rob Rosenblatt @borateen0 ***Welcome to Lovecraft
Tyler, Kinsey, and Bode Locke -
Keyhouse is so cool!
Reed Beebe @ReedBeebe ***To the well he finds,
Omega key in the caves,
To free thy spirits
Soils @Stdubesoils ***Want to make a change?
Gender, species, size? Try this:
Whispering iron!
Ryan Miller @jesteram ***Keys Keys Keys Keys Keys
Keys Keys Keys Keys Keys Keys Keys
Keys Keys Keys Keys Splash
Bruce Russell @HooBruce ***Anywhere the key
Can take you, be sure it's
Where you want to go.
Laura H Skarka @lhskarka
***Collection of magic keys
Welcome to Lovecraft
Joe and Gabe's magnum opus
Dr. Sports Guy @newhousebailey
***Keys to unlock doors,
Moons, and owls, and even time,
But mostly people.
Laura H Skarka @lhskarka *** the iron whispers take the darkness to the forge bend it to the light Isadora @LandlockdSelkieFor months I had a dream of a figure @ the ft of my bed. I'd wake up drenched in sweat, my GF would comfort me. 1 night I woke to my GF screaming that some1 was @ the ft of the bed. I opened my eye to see a figure there & I lunged @ it 2 find nothing
Doublechronox @Doublechronox ***She walked downstairs to a room full of people huddling in a circle. "Who Are U People? What R U Doing in my house??" She pushed through the silence and the crowd to see a body laying on the floor. Bloodied & battered. It was her.
@riellygrey
***And then he turned to her, with terror on his face and whispered "We're all out of dinosaur chick en nuggets." #TalesFromTheFridge #Parenting
@riellygrey
***He just stood there, getting his breath back, trying not to look behind and wondering what the f*ck it is coming after him. But there it was again: a slushing sound like no other he heard before. He knew he had to start running again... Again.
everaerts Ben @BenCRSK ***10 hr shift at factory and them telling me that today I work for free.
kerry anne fuller @kerryannefuller
***He came running down the hill,
a corgi as large as a house!
but she didn't shrill untill,
he bit off her head,
and he ripped her apart!
Spilling blood, brain and guts
all over her newest blouse.
everaerts Ben @BenCRSK ***"Houston, can you hear me?" They didn't answer a week ago, I'm so tired being screaming for days, I'll die alone. Just I'm trying again: "Houston, can you hear me?" "Toc, toc, toc" I think I'm not alone anymore.
A Magdalena Sumeragi @embrujodeluna
***Paul woke up shackled to a wall. After an hour of sweaty, panicked struggle, the door flew open and two cops charged in. “Good work!” the tall one said to the other. “We’ll take it from here,” he grinned, as a third walked in and started a chainsaw.
DJ Hazbro @DJHazbro45LP ***The Man looked down on the throng of people below his balcony. As he thrust his hands into the air a cacophony of cheers arose. Long had he waited for this. He slowly peeled the skin back from his face revealing long sharp teeth. He began to feast.
William McGhee @Davros1342
***No alarm? No time. Coffee by door! Black? "Thanks. No milk?" "Cut BS-late. No alarm." Alarm deleted. Phone update? Public thanks will smooth over. #lattelove Position cup, open camera. Dark face image-memory screen fades. Sharpie: Lucifer-Extra Hot. Amanda Moak @Mandie_Marie
***Hey, at least they left his head!
tweetsomethingsmart @DericPeace
***I pretend to sleep as the footsteps approach. Then I feel hands around my throat, choking... Silence. "It was only a dream" I tell myself. I open my eyes and look down at my lifeless body.
Stuart Baldwin @stuartgbaldwin
***It was a typical Saturday morning as I woke to the sound of three screaming kids jumping on my bed. Except I don't have any kids and I live alone. Time to move house.
Stuart Baldwin @stuartgbaldwin *** He "Aargh" Tried "Hmmph" To "Awrgh" Scream "Hmmprhf" But "Grmmph" Couldn't " Arwgh" ... everaerts Ben @BenCRSK ***The old man goes from door to door. He knocks but no one answers. He does not want to die alone so he searches for someone to take with him. We are Trump’s Gorilla Channel @awptimus
***A gurgling roar fills the gas station bathroom. I slowly look down between my legs to see two glowing red eyes staring back at me from within the bowl.
Avi Pesis @AviPesis ***It was keeping me up tonight,drip,drip,drip Furry little bodies above the basin Wings stretched,nailed at the tips One of them took her I’d find out which soon enough,dawn was nearing They would screech the truth,or their last.
Jay Nystrom, Rebel Scum @DocHavok ***A six-letter word for a group of crows: MURDER. A six-letter word for killing someone: MURDER. That morning, Amy found the crossword puzzle macabre, but sadly didn’t notice her angry ex-boyfriend standing behind her, or his kitchen knife.
Reed Beebe @ReedBeebe
*** She waited until he turned to corner then flew down from her rooftop perch behind him. Carefully tucking her leathery wings away, "Good Evening," she greeted. He smiled, thrilled to see her again, offered his arm and continued his midnight stroll, with his love. @riellygrey *** And then, there were never any Oreos, like, ever again. @KathrynSkeltonHellboy likes pancakes
he calls BPRD home
and hates all nazis
Jabba @jabbajuju ***If his horns grow in,
Hellboy fights his destiny:
It's really a snap.
Ryan Miller @jesteram ***Anung un Rama
Hell-spawned from demon and witch
Pancakes are his fave
Stuart Baldwin @stuartgbaldwin ***Is that a monkey
with his gross banana breath
he has got a gun
Scott McKay @theScottMcKay ***One great big red hand
Stumps of horns sawn off himself
Really hates Nazis
Mitch Benn@MitchBenn ***Big red goliath
Beating down the nightly bumps
Loves to pet the cats
William McGhee @Davros1342
***
With his red right hand,
he will happily pet cats
and then eat pancakes.
Mistress Missy @MissySchmalz ***Red monkey Hellboy
Punching Nazis, oh what fun
Good Samaritan
Man-Flu Season @CraigWCostelloe *** Time to eat Pancakes!! The B.P.R.D. just called... :( WHY CAN'T A GUY EAT? Joseph Munisteri @dopplepopplelus ***The boy has eaten
All of the pancakes. Truly,
He is lost to us.
Laura H Skarka @lhskarka *** I'm a simple guy Just trying to do my job Crap, here comes a troll Matthew Ellis @iron_claugh *** Anung Un RamaAwaken Ogdru Jahad.
The Right Hand of Doom
Matthew Ellis @iron_claugh *** Forest full of flames, Right Hand of Doom falls into ash, Shadows creep from the dark Liubomyr @CUBErt91 ***NOODLES NOODLES NOO
DLES NOODLES NOODLES NOODLES
NOODLES NOO---PANCAKES
(((megatron))) ✡️🏳️🌈 @fomobaggins ***Born again on Earth
He’s drinking with skeletons
With a mean right hook
Josh Allen @Jallen0823
*** Summoned to our world Wandering to find himself He just wants to rest Roomba @TheRoomba ***Rasputin-summoned,
Found by the BPRD,
Now punching Nazis.
Asatiir @asatiir ***Two broken horns fall
From the darkness they whisper:
"Anung Un Rama..."
Leanne @eall__ana *** Of Hell and demons born, nightmare of monsters, yet human to the core Matthew Whaley @Avatar1639 ***Anung un Rama
A demon of destruction
Pure of heart; pamcakes
Eamon Winkle @CanIGetanEamon *** "I want hot noodles!" Just try them. One bite. Open. Nothing beats pam-cakes. Aislinn 🎄 @twnty7***
Skin like Hellfire
A Pancake-Loving Demon
Right hand of Justice
Grifter Wolf [Aerox] @GrifTWolf Joseph Munisteri @dopplepopplelus ***from hell he has come
the infamous red right hand
devil's a savior
xfiles.txt @newtsgeiszler *** Hellboy loves pancakes, Even when itty bitty, Oh crap he is out. Sean Leslie @dingleberry96 *** Art Baltazar rocks, His itty bitty Hellboy is too cool for school. Sean Leslie @dingleberry96 *** Hellboy is his name. Apocalypse is coming. But first eat pancakes. Sean Leslie @dingleberry96 ***Won't enter this one
many Hellboy fans much more
deserving than me
Library Spider @LibrarySpider ***Anung Un Rama Fist,
key to the apoca...
Wait, are those pancakes?!?
Ben Schafer @schaferba *** Hellboy with hand of stone how do you get your coat on the sleeve is too small. Connor McCumber @15000newts ***Hellboy eats pancakes
Yay! @DavidKHarbour
Boom, Right Hand of Doom
Ryan Carraway @Ryan_Carraway_ *** Now that he's eaten the most heavenly pancake he'll never come back. Mod0n @Mod0n *** Living between worlds Destined to wear either crown Hellboy says, "Screw that!" Hellboy Fights Nazis @HBFightsNazis *** The Right Hand of Doom Cannot hold back the darkness That stirs from within. Case Hill @thatcasehill *** Little devil boy Itty Bitty Hellboy horns Too small to file down Joseph Munisteri @dopplepopplelus *** The right hand of doom Opening a gate to Hell Causing destruction Joseph Munisteri @dopplepopplelus *** Call me cat magnet They come to me on the fly Give me all the cats Joseph Munisteri @dopplepopplelus *** In line for the throne Descendant of Pendragon I'm royal... kind of Joseph Munisteri @dopplepopplelus *** Red red red red red Everything in Hell is red Full of fire and fury Joseph Munisteri @dopplepopplelus *** What scared you when young? Not Ron Perlman as Hellboy, Ron Perlman... The Beast. Joseph Munisteri @dopplepopplelus ***He has sweet goggles
I wonder where he got them
Oh wait those are horns
Erik C. Jones @ECFNJ***
He of horn and hoof
Crown of fire, right hand of doom
Bringer of the end
Jay Nystrom, Rebel Scum @DocHavok *** Promised safe night's rest, Autumn breeze on bloodless necks. Batter up, heads! Boom! Andy Karlson @RevAndyKarlson *** The St Leonard worm, Fifty years gone. Look Roger, A dead alien. Andy Karlson @RevAndyKarlson *** Noodles requested But at first bite of pamcakes turned his back on hell David Dingman @dako243***
When your hand is stone
It can be quite difficult
To give a high five
Bert Budigo @GuitarBobsle
*** The best utensil... To destroy stacks of pamcakes... The Right Hand of Doom. rxsheepxr @rxsheepxr *** From the pits of hell He loves to kick monster butt Also likes cigars Dan rogers @theinfamousboag *** Has the hand of doom Has horns that he files down Professor Broom's son Dan rogers @theinfamousboag