#HereLies contest winners!
You guys were funny, cheeky and thoroughly rocked our first epitaph contest!
Many thanks to all who entered and congrats to @LibrarySpider, @blytherue and @DavidBaisley for scoring our of our hot new Limited Edition Epitaph pins!
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Connor Mackinnon @AdemicStudy
“Fuck it” Connors last words before diving into an orphanage fire, saving 9 orphans who were subsequently eaten by sharks. May his beard rest in piece.
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Afraid of living? Not anymore #HereLies
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… #HereLies rielly, after years of literally dying she finally actually died.
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Epitaph I actually want: “It turns out there IS something worse than wet jeans!” #HereLies
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#HereLies Eileen She causes chaos wherever she goes Heaven or hell, nobody knows But if angels start falling or demons appear You can be sure they’ll send her back here
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kerry anne fuller @kerryannefuller
#herelies call work tell them I’m late.
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Blair Frodelius @GoodSpiritsNews
“Oh, well” #HereLies
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His deepest regret in life was never fini— #herelies
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Mac Beauvais @StrangeLikeThat
Here lies Mac/She stepped on a crack/Her momma was dead/So she broke her own back #herelies
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#HereLies @BamRising: He rocked out (and wrote about it) every day of his life. Until he didn’t…
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Joseph Munisteri @dopplepopplelus
He owned all the keys! #HereLies
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FVaillancourt @FVaillancourt1
The upper story balconies are really solid, they said. #HereLies
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Don Juan De La Nooch @AnungUnRamAnt
How to eat healthy, he did not know. Death by pizza. Not a bad way to go. #HereLies
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Library Spider @LibrarySpider
Sticks and stones
May break my bones
But words will never hurt me
Or so I thought
And now I rot
Not hearing that mobile library #HereLies
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Javier Lacroix @javierlacroix
“All he ever wanted, was to win this contest…” #HereLies
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Now an even greater advocate of procrastination. #herelies
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#HereLies Erik C. Jones He won two @SkeltonCrew contests and thought he’d try for three.
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#Herelies “You don’t need clothes to live.” (Said by my daughter while playing @oregontrail. She died a couple turns later because she had no clothes)
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Learn from his mistake. Under penalty of the law, mattress tags are not to be removed, except by the consumer. #HereLies